Todd Pitt

Random wisdom glued to the bumpers of our manually steered careening two ton missiles…er cars. There was another bumper sticker next to this one but I didn’t get a snap before the light changed, it read:

“Mission accomplished my ass!”

PDX never ceases to provide a never-ending gambit of wierdness. Walking down the street in downtown and I saw something randomly taped to a storefront window.

Of course! It is a Barak Obama Double Zero Dollar Bill…WTF???

I still remember playing Oregon Trail computer game on the first computer I ever used, the Apple II at my elementary school. Love the creativity behind this one, parodying all of the parts of the game brought back some serious memories. Now that I live in Oregon it is even funnier.

I am sure all of you have seen the infamous Mac vs PC commercials. These are the “lost videos” with a little Linux thrown in…

Mac vs PC vs Linux #2

“Leopard…”

And people just share that stuff with you?

“Wish I had a jacket like that…”

I love the fact that they made the open source platform Linex a random woman. I love that this is an intelligent satire of the ridiculously stupid & pompous original commercials, which were clearly designed by marketers with such a myopic view of products, people, cultures, age demographics, target markets & the world in general.

Mac vs PC vs Linux #3

“It OK Mac, we’re all friends here”

“I couldn’t help myself”

Watch the first Mac vs PC vs Linux #1 Video

A Land of a Million Mac vs PC Memes

The Mac vs. PC commercials also spawned hundreds of meme spin-offs.  Here are a handful of interesting ones

• Mac vs PC Transformers
• Mac vs Fat PC
• Mac vs PC Rap Music Video
• Mac vs PC South Park
• Mac vs PC Commercial YouTube Playlist
• Anti-Mac Crash Different (Laughable)

Gheesh Pac Man was just trying to eat some ghosts people!

Would you like to be tackled by security while trying to eat dinner?

Can’t even leave an 8-bit character alone these days.

All crews throw your set up!

Going nuclear, yeeehaaa!

Smile, babies and immis are cute!

My Lawyer this one is for you!

Did I mention that I love the internet? And this is why:

The users over at YouTube have put the 007, the Matrix, the Jason Statham back into X-Mas and Mr. Clause (with sunglasses).  Why not throw in a random ninja, and a Santa Babe as well just for good measure?

Apparently Santa and his gang of elves have gone rhyming and stealing for X-Mas due to the harsh economic downturn…spread the thug cheer!

Ninjas are awesome. Pirates are not. Period. . .I mean do Pirates get their own day? Didn’t think so.

This video just one of the many reasons why I love Ninjas. Intelligent, crafty, deceptive and Gangstaaa! Who knew?  Thought that these Ninjas were out-manned and surrounded by a whole fleet of Pirates?  No seriously what were you thinking?  Ok, if Pirates are so great then why don’t they have a rad super awesome podcast called “Ask a Pirate?” Yeah they don’t. Exactly! I mean look what happens to Pirates:

Happy Day of the Ninja everyone…and as Ask A Ninja would say:

“I look forward to killing you soon.”