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November 30, 2008 in Comedy, Videos with 0 Comments

As with every piece of technology anything that can FAIL, it will FAIL and inevitably it will not be fun.  I had enough of failin like McPalin trying to migrate my old blog posts from the old database which probably don’t matter anyway now that I am taking my whole site in a different direction, new structure, new content, new categories etc.

Thankfully I can appreciate, laugh at this, step away from the computer and take some solace in knowing that there are always bigger FAILS out there so might as well laugh about it anyway and enjoy life a bit.  If you have not already checked out the FAIL BLOG do so.  Some really great FAIL content there that is guarenteed to brighten your worst days of FAILure.

Seriously don’t dance or pretend that you know how if you just don’t:

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Getting “Mavericky” Wit It – Part 2

October 7, 2008 in Comedy, Politics, Videos with 0 Comments

Palin rode into the debates on a dog sled…now let hope she does the same thing all the way back to Alaska never to be heard from again. Hopefully she can take Hillary aka “Permafrost” with her too.

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Getting "Mavericky" Wit It – Part 1

October 6, 2008 in Comedy, Politics, Videos with 0 Comments

No seriously this is awesome, SNL might just be making a comeback…as for our nation not really sure that I can say the same.

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Paris for President? What has our Country come to?

August 14, 2008 in Comedy, Politics, Random, Videos with 0 Comments

This viral video spoof shows you how entirely stupid political ad campaigns are!!! With the millions they waste on attack adds and ill marketing they could be helping thousands of Americans who really need a hand right about now.

See more Paris Hilton videos at Funny or Die

The thing that is entirely NOT funny about this video is that Paris Hilton would probably be a better president because she is not a politician. Even though she is an idiot the question this begs is are these politicians and their policies stupider? Your average citizen could probably come up with more reasonable and sensible legislation, or a least summon up some ethics and morals. Our country is in a sad state when Paris is looking like a better bet.

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Redneck Rocket Launcher Video

July 28, 2007 in Comedy, General, Videos with 0 Comments

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This is what happens when people are unemployed. They apply all of their spare and idle brain power to absolutely senseless things like igniting 80,000 bottle rockets…nuf said.

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Mark Kermode’s “Pirates 3″ Video Rant

May 31, 2007 in Comedy, General, Videos with 0 Comments

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Got to love the Brits, especially when they have such superior ranting skills. Mark my man you are dead on with this one, you rock! This movie was almost the end of human civilization as we know it.

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Hammer & Coop Viral Videos

April 14, 2007 in Automotive, Comedy, General, Random, Videos with 0 Comments

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This is Thunderball Pete signing on. Though I have never been a big fan of Mini or Mini Coopers I must admit that their Hammer & Coop viral add campaign is simply badass. What do you get when you mix together bad 70’s hair, bad 80’s Rock, Ninjas, a Mini Cooper gone Knight Rider with a bad British accent, tightey whiteys, random side kicks, retarded Russian Mafia, an a government experiment gone awry? There is only one answer to this bizzzzzar question:

HAMMER & COOP – Official Website

Check out the official website you are guaranteed to laugh.

Action Name Generator
There is a cool feature on the H&C website, an Action Name Generator where you put in your real name and get an “action” name. It is really well designed and totally over the top. Here are some action names I created out of the generator

(Real Name = Action Name)

Todd Pitt = Thunderball Pete

Maynard Brown = Mad Dog Ball Bearings

Demerie Hill = Decker Hurricane

Kyoko Kobayashi = Kerosene Kaboom

Nick West = Nails Winters

Alexis Mitchell = Axle Grease Magnum

Jordan Shirkey = Jigsaw Seawolf

Paul Guzman = Pulverizer Grinder

Steve Pitt = Stun Gun Pete

Carolyn Forche = Cutter Fisticuffs

As Jim Turtledove would say – “You gotta be kidd’n me”

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If I Had To Get A Truck…I Would Get That T 292B

January 11, 2007 in Automotive, Comedy, General with 0 Comments

If I did have to actually own a truck this is what I would get, forget your dinky little 5.7L hemi-trash. Forget you your F-350 toy truck diesel dually… forget your Kodiak Super Duty it has got nothing on my T 292B!

Give me that 3,650 horsepower, 10.5 ton diesel, 21+ foot wheelbase! Give me the biggest damn truck on planet Earth…give me the mega-beast…the Liebherr T 292B! Because the T in the model number is for Todd, the B is for Badass.

Badass, AIRWOLF, not to be reckoned with son!

Do you know how much chrome those spinners on that would have? To save money I would just weld a pimped out Cadillac to each rim! I would have hydraulics put on this B-Boy so that when I ran them it would cause an earthquake!

Now I know what you are thinking. Todd it only goes 40 mph. Well buddy you are right, I might not beat your SRT-10 out on the track. But after I rolled over your toy truck like a it was a piece of gum with a foil wrapping on it and then drop 365 tons of gold-rock on your house…you would be going anywhere except hitch hiking.

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Miss Monroe A La Fugly Rabbit Space Suit!

January 7, 2007 in Cats, Comedy, General with 0 Comments

Check out this interstellar cat in her designer fugly rabbit space suit.

Cats In SPAACCCCEEE!

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Circumventing Media Censorship – What’s In The Box SNL?

January 3, 2007 in Comedy, General, Videos with 0 Comments

Scenario: So you are a mainstream TV channel comedy show (SNL) with slipping ratings, because your cast of comedians has dwindled in proportions and quality. You have a comedic skit with a famous singer (Justin Timberlake) that is funny as hell and happens to be NC-13ish. You have grown tired of dealing with the media censors bleeping out a word 18 times and messing up the flow of your piece. You want people to see it for what it is, but you can’t get around the censures. You also can’t put it on your channel’s website because there is no way your bosses want an earful from the public.

Q: How does one go about circumventing mainstream censures, make it so that many people can see your art form (yes comedy is an art form) and not get fired or get your show canceled in the process?

A: You circumvent the censures by putting a digital clip with a disclaimer on You Tube. By doing it this way, you also chip yourself in with free advertising/marketing via word of mouth from the general public who at the time you know happens to be obsessed with You Tube. Pretty brilliant move on behalf SNL, props to your management for following New Media or Web 2.0 or Social Networking. Whatever you want to call it.

Last but not least, click here to view the the video clip.

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