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This is Thunderball Pete signing on. Though I have never been a big fan of Mini or Mini Coopers I must admit that their Hammer & Coop viral add campaign is simply badass. What do you get when you mix together bad 70’s hair, bad 80’s Rock, Ninjas, a Mini Cooper gone Knight Rider with a bad British accent, tightey whiteys, random side kicks, retarded Russian Mafia, an a government experiment gone awry? There is only one answer to this bizzzzzar question:

HAMMER & COOP – Official Website

Check out the official website you are guaranteed to laugh.

Action Name Generator
There is a cool feature on the H&C website, an Action Name Generator where you put in your real name and get an “action” name. It is really well designed and totally over the top. Here are some action names I created out of the generator

(Real Name = Action Name)

Todd Pitt = Thunderball Pete

Maynard Brown = Mad Dog Ball Bearings

Demerie Hill = Decker Hurricane

Kyoko Kobayashi = Kerosene Kaboom

Nick West = Nails Winters

Alexis Mitchell = Axle Grease Magnum

Jordan Shirkey = Jigsaw Seawolf

Paul Guzman = Pulverizer Grinder

Steve Pitt = Stun Gun Pete

Carolyn Forche = Cutter Fisticuffs

As Jim Turtledove would say – “You gotta be kidd’n me”

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If I did have to actually own a truck this is what I would get, forget your dinky little 5.7L hemi-trash. Forget you your F-350 toy truck diesel dually… forget your Kodiak Super Duty it has got nothing on my T 292B!

Give me that 3,650 horsepower, 10.5 ton diesel, 21+ foot wheelbase! Give me the biggest damn truck on planet Earth…give me the mega-beast…the Liebherr T 292B! Because the T in the model number is for Todd, the B is for Badass.

Badass, AIRWOLF, not to be reckoned with son!

Do you know how much chrome those spinners on that would have? To save money I would just weld a pimped out Cadillac to each rim! I would have hydraulics put on this B-Boy so that when I ran them it would cause an earthquake!

Now I know what you are thinking. Todd it only goes 40 mph. Well buddy you are right, I might not beat your SRT-10 out on the track. But after I rolled over your toy truck like a it was a piece of gum with a foil wrapping on it and then drop 365 tons of gold-rock on your house…you would be going anywhere except hitch hiking.

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